Sooner or later all socks will disappear. This can be summarized in the syllogism
Everything will disappear.
Every thing is everything.
A sock is a thing.
Every sock will disappear.
Unlike the basic example of a syllogism involving Sokrates’ mortality, this one does require universal and existential quantifiers.
The upshot of all this is, that we would like to facilitate the journey that the soul of the sock takes by preserving the sock itself. We believe that resin is the best way to embalm single socks:
The process of embalming a single sock can be seen here: